College rhythm meets the Peloponnesian War as Athens U takes on Sparta Tech for their annual football match. This musical, loosely based on Lysistrata, features the Tri Thigh Sorority girls jiving to the hits of Aristophanes. The kids dance through the ruins and consult the oracle of Delphi (The Hot Twat of Tangier) as they make their way to victory on the gridiron where quarterback Pendulum Pulaski saves the day, for the Gods and Greece.